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Satan You scored 80% Pride, 75% Envy, 80% Ambition, and 52% Deceitfulness!
You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure in the unholy trinity. Throughout history you have been called The Serpent, The Accuser, The Devil, Lucifer, The Prince of the Power of the Air, and The Dragon, among other things. Your "compatriots" in the unholy trinity, the Antichrist and the False Prophet, are merely pawns in your futile struggle with God. Though, they probably don’t know this. This is because you are a master of deception; indeed the Bible calls you "The Father of All Lies". You are also very ambitious, and you strive to be in positions of the utmost authority. Unfortunately, it was impossible for you to obtain the highest title in heaven and this is part of the reason why you decided to leave. Of course, you couldn’t just leave by yourself, so you managed to use your deceptive abilities to get one third of the angels in heaven to join with you in revolt. God put down the rebellion and expelled you from heaven. To most people, it would seem foolish to start a war against God, but pride can sometimes cause people to do foolish things. In heaven, you were the most beautiful and powerful of all angels and you were well aware of this. Unfortunately, you let your pride consume you and your passions led you down the road to perdition. After you were expelled from heaven, you let another one of your attributes consume you—envy. You knew that you could never defeat God, but you could attempt to destroy humanity, his most beloved creation. Your goal is to bring as many people as possible to suffer in Hell with you. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for the rest of us, you’ve been endowed with all of the attributes necessary (deceptiveness, confidence, ruthlessness, and ambition) to do a terribly good job at this.
Masturbate into a copy of Dianetics & slap somebody in the face with it. Then place the book on an altar & bow to it. After that light it on fire & let them smell the stench of your sperm burning with thousands of tortured thetans.
Vomit into a newspaper bag, tie it off & toss it into the crowd. Eat food coloring first.
Makeup is always a good idea. If you can't find any just use your blood but Halloween is just around the corner so you'll be able to get as creative as you want.
Bring a fork on stage.
Get a metal trashcan & dive into it & try to roll yourself into the crowd. Be sure to bring a mic in there with you.
Smoke crack & freak out... or at least simulate the experience.
Get some zippo fluid for safely burning shit.
Burn a mannequin.... or some barbie dolls.
Burn a table & throw the mannequin onto it.
I've grown especially fond of steel chairs lately.
Draw dirty stuff all over every picture in an issue of Cosmopolitan. Tear out & distribute the pages among the crowd.
Short circuit a keyboard or childrens toy by peeing on it. Be sure it's making noise the whole time.
When in doubt break shit . When questioned tel people that you are acting on the will of an alien entity.
Fucking youtube.com needs to process my fucking video faster! Fucking youtube.com has had my footage for almost twelve fucking hours. APPROVE APPROVE APPROVE I am trying to post this Monoamine Oxidase performance that is truly spectacular. It is the two of us scoring Joe Spinell's MANIAC without even viewing the movie as we play. No script in front of us, screenplay, monitor...nothin. The movie is playing on a tv sitting in front of us on the stage & pointed towards the crowd. I promise you will be impressed. Hopefully it will be posted soon. You will love it. You will bow to me. You will suck my cock.
"Son how many girls called you today? Zero? Oh how many girls called you yesterday? Let me guess, zero? Well you know what they say son... zero plus zero equals fag. Zero times any other number always equals fag. Think about it you little mathematician."
As a hurricane Katrina surivor I am utterly disusted with some of the statements that came from the extreme religious right immediately after the storm. The news reported that some Christian religious enthusiasts believed that New Orleans deserved to get destroyed. They called it a city of sin that was in need of a wake up call. The city was wiped out for most intents & purposes. However, it was not destroyed & many of the dens of inequity that the right wing spoke of were spared while their neighbors were left flooded & ruined. Some people lost their possesions, some lost thier families & others lost their lives.
How can any god fearing Christian wish this upon anyone? And what about those people in Mississippi? Did they deserve to be demolished just for being located within a hundred miles of New Orleans? I have more friends in Mississippi that lost everything that I do friends in New Orleans. The city was bound to flood, yes. Does that mean that every resident was "stupid for living there" or "living in sin"??? No... some people grew up in that city & felt devoted to it to the point of risking their lives. Is there any shame in that? I dont' think so. Some people take pride in where they come from. Sometimes that means taking risks based on faith. Sometims it doesn't.
Bottom line, people need to quit making sweeping generalizations on subjects that they know nothing about. The outside viewpoint is just that... the outiside. You don't know enough about the situation or the circumstances unless you lived in New Orleans at the time of the storm. Nobody deserves to have their lives mangled like that. Mistakes were made, but I don't think that a finger can be pointed at anyone besides politicians. The local politicians were in charge of keeping the city safe, not the citizens. To those who could do nothing but watch & see your lives destroyed, I stand with you. To those who would judge a person who is already beaten down, I hope you get the same treatment when you feel helpless.
and the Marvel quiz an entry or two down. I know you guys probably hold me to a higher standard than posting silly MEME's one after the other. Then again, maybe you don't.... it's not like LJ is for being smart. Ha. If I wanna look smart I'll put on some glasses & write on papyrus with a feather.
Caroline is telling me about a fire next door to her work. I like fire. I saw a crackfire burn down part of the Star Motel one time.
Well it looks like Asa is having car troubles. Sucks for him... he is scheduled to work today. Looks like it might be a few more days before he gets back. Fuck, it's always something, isn't it? I have seen a lot more of Tony & Steve lately. It's nice getting my real friends back. Apparently I narrowly missed Lauren yesterday when I went to go see Tony at the bar. It's a good thing too, I don't know how I might act. I take no more shit from that crazy whore. I'm going to NOLA soon & should she act up... well let's just hope we don't have to deal with that.